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Santana Lopez. If you don't know me by now, A) Kill yourself and B) As if. Let me tell you how I work, if I may. I keep it real and I'm hilarious. The way I see it, as long as you stay out of my way, we won't be having any problems up in here. I'm a student at Ashmore Academy and if I'm being honest, I'd say I'm the hottest bitch up in that joint. Besides playing the piano and singing my ass off, me gusta getting my mack on. Word on the street is that I offer the best sweet lady kisses in this damn country, so let me know if you want to tap this. I'm very willing. Peace and breadstix, bitch.

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OOC: To all my current followers 

It seems like Ashmore is coming to an end. This RP was hands down one of the best I’ve ever been in, and I’m sad to see it dying down. Thanks to all of the followers who stuck around and gave me and the other players feed back! We really appreciated it and it was awesome to know that there were people who liked what we were doing. If any of you want to know what Santana is up to, you can look HERE! Hopefully some of you will come by and supply us with the feisty anons that keep things interesting! Thanks for sticking around! Until next time, peace & breadstix, bitches.

Exsqueeze me?

(Source: gleegaga)

(Source: hudsonlopez)

Noah Puckerman I am going to kill you in your sleep. 

takeapolaroidandletyougo:

st—james:

the-puckasaurus-rex:

Correction. Says the guy who will get more action in one year than you will in your entire life to the one already tied down to his first and only chick

First and only? Do you think I’m a virgin or something?

The notches on my bedpost probably rival yours.

Ladies, ladies…

I think it’s fair to agree that I win the title of most desirable here. 

Move along.

I think we can all agree that I’m the finest piece of action at this school, and probably in this whole damn country.

Now, take your midol and shut up please, aforez I get a migrane.

(via takeapolaroidandletyougo-deacti)

(Source: stickwithsammy)

lord-tubbers:

Sorry I’m not sorry.

(Source: omgisnayarivera, via lord-tubbers-deactivated2012012)

(Source: quinnandsantana)

Correction, poppin’ fresh. Brittany is your owner, not your girlfriend. 

(Source: omgisnayarivera, via lord-tubbers-deactivated2012012)

lord-tubbers:

Now we know all this fighting over Quinn is just a cover…

Holy shit. This is too good.

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